Dear Kirky
I don’t know how to tell you this but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I’m sure you’re senile enough to understand that santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never liked our friendship.
Greetings to your freaky family
Mk

i tag anyone who hasn't done it and has read this.
wow this has entertained me for a minute.
need to find something else to do........